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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

(via halfheartedwish)

— 5 hours ago with 55036 notes

If homophobia were a conversation about food...

Homophobic Person:My favorite food is pizza!
Homosexual Person:Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
Bisexual Person:I like both!
Pansexual Person:Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
Asexual Person:I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
Homophobic Person:whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.
— 5 hours ago with 87231 notes
ifollowbadblogs asked: troyE HOW DO I KISS A BOy???????


Answer:

troyesivan:

  • lippy lippy v soft
  • kiss kiss
  • open Opening
  • tonguey tong 
  • lick lick y um
  • mwa!!!
  • nibb-nibble
  • mwa x2
  • (boom ba doom bang!!!!)

same.

— 5 hours ago with 7970 notes
thedappertimelord:

hotgamerchic:

clara-twice-dead:


songofages:

Why do I feel like it was the Doctor that wrote the Chicken Dance and really really regrets it?


headcanon accepted.

^This

“It was a mistake! A horrible, horrible mistake that involved a lot of colourful cocktails and a drunken brass band.”

thedappertimelord:

hotgamerchic:

clara-twice-dead:

songofages:

Why do I feel like it was the Doctor that wrote the Chicken Dance and really really regrets it?

headcanon accepted.

^This

“It was a mistake! A horrible, horrible mistake that involved a lot of colourful cocktails and a drunken brass band.”

(via itsgonnabeathing)

— 14 hours ago with 42489 notes

miss-nan:

lanternsandsnowflakes:

this line was so under appreciated thank u

I agree

(Source: sherloqe, via cute-boys-and-pretty-things)

— 14 hours ago with 60120 notes